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It's a love/hate thing. I wrote these rants over the years to help me decide. It didn't help. Read at your own risk.
Ernie Perich
WHY B2B IS A-OK WITH THIS EP.
GRAYER, BALDER, SMARTER
THINGS I’VE LEARNED SINCE SEPT. OF ’87
SOME PEOPLE SHOULDN’T WEAR SPEEDOS
MY PITCH ABOUT PITCHES
CAN I SEE THAT FLUSH RIGHT?
YOUR AD WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN 10 SECONDS
25% LESS GIBBERISH EMISSIONS
STRENGTH = WEAKNESS
MAINTAINING A GOOD BUZZ
DICK WANTS MORE BOING
WHEN SHARPIES FLY
TIME IS CLIENT MONEY
THEY HAVE A ONE-TRACK MIND
WELCOME TO MY PERSONAL MIDLIFE CRISIS
MR. CHIP ONMASHOLDER
HALF-WITTED IN 1981
TWO EARS VS. ONE MOUTH
KISS YOUR BUTS GOODBYE
TULIPS, PUPPIES, AND SMILEY FACES
THE WORST LABEL IN THE BUSINESS
33 THINGS I’D LIKE TO SEE MORE OF
CLIENTS ARE LIKE CHEESEBURGERS
HUG YOUR ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE
TRAVEL, FLOSS REGULARLY, WIN THE HEISMAN
LISTEN AND LEARN
WHY I GOLF SO MUCH
PROVE THAT NICE LADY WRONG
THE ROAD TO SUCCESS IS PAVED WITH BAGELS
GIVING IT AWAY FOR FREE
INSERT WITTY HEADLINE HERE
ANOTHER WORD FOR COMMITTEES
ENOUGH SAID
WHY I OCCASIONALLY EAT 16 BUTTERFINGERS
THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS
OF BLABBERMOUTHS AND SHEEP
TIRED, OLD AND BALD
BACK ON THE HORSE
THE MOST AMAZING PRESENTATION I’VE EVER SEEN
LAWN FURNITURE IS NOT A TOILET
HOW BORDERS LOST ITS SOUL
GOLF SHIRTS, SQUID AND DRIED MELON
IT’S THE LITTLE THINGS
BEING ON THE RECEIVING END
THE THRILL AND THE AGONY
IT’S HARD TO BE NUMBER ONE