SOME PEOPLE SHOULDN’T WEAR SPEEDOS
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Today’s subject: Vacations
Cell Phone: If you spend hours on one pretending to be Gordon Gekko, it doesn’t qualify as a vacation. When you take off, make it worthwhile. You need it. You deserve it.
Speedo: Should only be worn by Europeans who’ve yet to be seduced by Krispy Kremes, or by men competing for a medal. (Even the latter have switched to full body suits).
Feet: Put something over them. Your old Speedo, perhaps.
